Dental Care Buff T-Shirts

'Jack fell down and broke his crown.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Toothpaste Marketing Department

"When I said 'spit'... I meant in the sink!"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'My dentist recommended it.'

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

Dentimony.

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

'I'm afraid the surgeon couldn't perform your operation, because you weren't wearing clean underpants.'

'You do dentistry?'

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

"Would it kill you to throw some flossers in the Utility Belt?"

'Darling, remember to brush your teeth after dinner...'