Tooth Buff Gifts

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

A dentist polishing giant tooth

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'My dentist recommended it.'

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Brush your teeth!

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

'The merlot is 100 merlot; the pinot noir is 100 pinot noir, and the chardonnay is 100 Swiss chard.'

"Aye, folks often get us mixed up, but I'm actually Capt'n Bluetooth."

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

"Have I (hic) godda deal for you."

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

'Drinks are $7.00. If you talk, it's $150.00 an hour.'

Toothpaste Marketing Department

"When I said 'spit'... I meant in the sink!"

"Just a little bit off the top, please."

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

'Are you looking at my Bard?'

'No wonder they call themselves Miracle Vineyards. The label says this red is 50 Merlot, 50 Cabernet and 50 Sangiovese.'

"That's where we shred our email."

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."