Tooth Buff Prints

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

A dentist polishing giant tooth

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

Brush your teeth!

'The merlot is 100 merlot; the pinot noir is 100 pinot noir, and the chardonnay is 100 Swiss chard.'

"Aye, folks often get us mixed up, but I'm actually Capt'n Bluetooth."

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

"Have I (hic) godda deal for you."

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

'Drinks are $7.00. If you talk, it's $150.00 an hour.'

Toothpaste Marketing Department

"Just a little bit off the top, please."

"When I said 'spit'... I meant in the sink!"

'No wonder they call themselves Miracle Vineyards. The label says this red is 50 Merlot, 50 Cabernet and 50 Sangiovese.'

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

'Are you looking at my Bard?'