Teeth Care Buff Gifts

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"The good new is I found your dentures. The bad news is the dog has a new chew toy."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

Brush your teeth!

"A lot of leaves stuck in here. You haven't been flossing, have you?"

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

"Whoopsy."

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

Adventures in Flossing

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

Toothpaste Marketing Department

"When I said 'spit'... I meant in the sink!"

"When Baldo was 11, I told him he should brush his teeth every day...because car salesmen don't sell lowriders to boys with green teeth."

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."