Sanity Saver Gifts

Noise Pollution

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

A collective sigh of relief.

Coastguard

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Oh - It's you.'

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

From trash to treasure

Jesus swept.

Coronavirus and Atlas

Protection for the world

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Tarzan's trees being chopped down.

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

"Temperatures are rising."

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"The thing is - nobody loves me..."

'Me…me…catch me!'

"Numb yet?"

The rich paying their way out of pollution.

'The good news is he won't survive to say 'I told you so'.'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

"What I said was that we are committed to solving the problem... not to actually solving it!"