Keeper Of Timeless Wisdom Gifts

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Playdough's The Republic

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Mass Confucian

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

Hypatia

Socrates

"When you get to be my age, you start to notice certain patterns in the river of history." "You start to notice, for instance, that the winner always loses." "What's that mean?" "Every great power defines itself as the opposite of its main enemy. Once that enemy is defeated, the great power loses its virtues, its unity... even its identity." "The great power then either creates new enemies, or it fades into history." "(Yawn) Old people talk a lot." "What I'm saying is, you were not my firs

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

"The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. Sounds like a man who never had a tax return audited.

"Live your life devoid of attachments."

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid career counselor....'

Zeno Gives Directions

'Why didn't you take the elevator?'

'Our material is great -- we just need a wider audience.'

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Philosophy 201: Readings from the works of Descartes, Kant,Spinoza, Plato, Sartre, Yogi Berra & Vince Lombardi.

'Grandpa says there's more to life than what you see on TV. He must not have cable.'

'To begin with, my son, everything is illusory... Hey! --you gave me counterfeit money!'

Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

'I'm not really a guru. I just came up here to 'sell high'. . .'

'The meaning of life? -- Do you have a need to know?'