Seeker Of Unconventional Wisdom Gifts

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"No, I don't have any weed."

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'I'm screwed...'

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

One final question: How do i get down from here without breaking a leg?

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid career counselor....'

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"Live your life devoid of attachments."

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'Why didn't you take the elevator?'

'Our material is great -- we just need a wider audience.'

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

'To begin with, my son, everything is illusory... Hey! --you gave me counterfeit money!'

'The meaning of life? -- Do you have a need to know?'

'I didn't realize that enlightenment would be so BORING!'

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