Unexpected Wisdom Chaser Gifts

"No, I don't have any weed."

'I didn't realize that enlightenment would be so BORING!'

"Feel free to take notes."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'You must heal yourself.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

FAQs.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"