Ironical Insight Chaser Gifts

'I said do you have any books on anger management?!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Meet The Ghostwriter

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

"No, I don't have any weed."

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.