Car Chaser Analyst Gifts

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"I got a job!"

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

Get a life

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

Shopping Torture

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

'He's training for a career in law.'

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

Final clearance sale.

"You're welcome to follow me, but no drafting."

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

A number of figures walk up stairs.

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

'Well, I am only human!' (Human Resources)

"My late husband willed his brain to science. Trouble is science is contesting the will."

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

'... Yes, but when we said we were looking for 'hungry applicants', we meant hungry for success.'

"I need a job! I'll do anything! I'll relocate!"

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'