Auto Industry Analyst Gifts

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

US Car Industry.

Demolition Derby.

Car sales.

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Volkswagen Scandal

The American Nightmare.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

VW scandal

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Bailout for General Motors.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

Uber Out of Luck

"The color of my car? The manufacturer called it Autumn Chestnut Sable, but now it's more like Meatloaf Gravy Beige."

Used Car Lot, one car with driver's airbag, another with driver's gumshield

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

Volkswagen with skull face

'Just came in. It's a repo.'

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

800 Billion Dollar Bailout.

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."

Chrysler.

Sorry, sir - Toyota Accelerator.