Auto Industry Analyst Gifts

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

US Car Industry.

Demolition Derby.

Car sales.

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

Used Car Lot, one car with driver's airbag, another with driver's gumshield

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

"The color of my car? The manufacturer called it Autumn Chestnut Sable, but now it's more like Meatloaf Gravy Beige."

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'Just came in. It's a repo.'

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

800 Billion Dollar Bailout.

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."

'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

'And this is the economy model.'

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'