Auto Industry Watcher Gifts

The new Ford Magneto boasts 87 mpg on the highway.

GM recall

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

VW scandal

"I've solved our chip shortage."

'Nice smile.'

NDAs for non VIPs

Made redundant from Honda please help

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

What Hi-fi. What Camera. What Car.

'Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill.'

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

Bailout for General Motors.

"I'd like to know why we're selling elements to the companies, and then turn around and buy compounds from them."

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

"The color of my car? The manufacturer called it Autumn Chestnut Sable, but now it's more like Meatloaf Gravy Beige."

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

Used Car Lot, one car with driver's airbag, another with driver's gumshield

Volkswagen with skull face

'Just came in. It's a repo.'

Autos. We can't keep these beauties on the lot! They sell that fast? No, they have defective parking brakes. Consumer Info.

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

Auto Show. The Car That Talks. None of those talking cars for me --- I had one once, and it got into an argument with a beer truck!

Chrysler.

"Look Baldo, I know I'm your 'boss'...but nothing has really 'changed'."

Where's the difference?