Industry Watcher Gifts

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

Business analysts study current woes of the now miniscule big three . . .

The day the stock market went UP.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Travel looks strong!

Standard And P****d.

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

'We're counting on inflation.'

Business Outlook

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

Chinese Stock Market Crash

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

Exchange Rate.

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Supermarket Merge