Auto Industry Watcher Prints

GM recall

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"I've solved our chip shortage."

'Nice smile.'

What Hi-fi. What Camera. What Car.

'Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill.'

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"I'd like to know why we're selling elements to the companies, and then turn around and buy compounds from them."

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

"The color of my car? The manufacturer called it Autumn Chestnut Sable, but now it's more like Meatloaf Gravy Beige."

Used Car Lot, one car with driver's airbag, another with driver's gumshield

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

'Just came in. It's a repo.'

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

"Look Baldo, I know I'm your 'boss'...but nothing has really 'changed'."

Where's the difference?

"It looks bad, sir..."