Auto Industry Expert Gifts

Diesel fumes from VW car turn into snake

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

General Motors.

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Volkswagen Scandal

Electric car

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

The American Nightmare.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

VW scandal

"I've solved our chip shortage."

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Bailout for General Motors.

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

Uber Out of Luck

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

Volkswagen with skull face

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

'Just came in. It's a repo.'

800 Billion Dollar Bailout.

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."

Sorry, sir - Toyota Accelerator.