Car Chaser Analyst Mugs

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"I got a job!"

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

Get a life

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

Shopping Torture

'He's training for a career in law.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"You're welcome to follow me, but no drafting."

Final clearance sale.

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

"My late husband willed his brain to science. Trouble is science is contesting the will."

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

A number of figures walk up stairs.

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

'Well, I am only human!' (Human Resources)

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

'... Yes, but when we said we were looking for 'hungry applicants', we meant hungry for success.'

"I need a job! I'll do anything! I'll relocate!"

'I love to chase cars too!'

Runaway leaf.