Carriage Chaser Mugs

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Southwark Fair.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"No, not that button!"

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

'Curiosity'

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

Redeemable Securities.

Nikola Tesla

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

'He's training for a career in law.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'Yes, we know the universe is expanding, but what about Microsoft?'

"On the other hand, Leonardo's brother, Domenico... wasn't interested in anything."

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

"While a cure for curiosity remains elusive, it continues to take a deadly toll."

"Can someone open the patio doors...the entomology department are trying to get out."

Cosmic Ray

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.