Convenience Chaser Mugs

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Uh-oh.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Food van driving through an office.

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

Man on motorbike.

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

'He's training for a career in law.'

Hotel teddy for hire

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Self-Walking Legs

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

Cross Channel Leap

Mountaineers milk.

Before and After Tattoos.