Convenience Chaser Prints

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Uh-oh.'

Food van driving through an office.

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

Man on motorbike.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

'He's training for a career in law.'

Hotel teddy for hire

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'How do these glasses feel?'

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

Mountaineers milk.