Ironical Insight Chaser Pillows

'I said do you have any books on anger management?!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

Meet The Ghostwriter

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

"No, I don't have any weed."

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

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