Classic Wisdom Lovers Gifts

"The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. Sounds like a man who never had a tax return audited.

Czarcasm

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Down With Wikipedia

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

Mass Confucian

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

Hypatia

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Socrates

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

Plato

Garbage is a collector's item.

Zeno Gives Directions

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

'Think about this, Kid...If I knew the meaning of life, would I be spending mine, sitting on the top of a mountain?'

A portent of things to come: the sore throat of Socrates.

'Grandpa says there's more to life than what you see on TV. He must not have cable.'

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"Hypochondria is 100% fatal."

Fortune Cookies

"The secret of my long life is coffee....how did you guess?"

'I don't know what's wrong with me. It's gotten so I can't tell the difference between the Truth and a truism anymore!'

"Do no harm not covered by your malpractice insurance."

Ancient Secrets to a Happy Life

Not another PowerPoint!

"Granddad tells us to see the 'big picture,' so we're watching more television.

Laozi

"This time you can start over without the hubris of youth."