Philosophers Of Sanity Gifts

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

Thinking Gears

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Arthur Schopenhauer

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Apocalliptical

Self Checkout

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

'I inherited therefore I am'

Tom's last day.

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

Closed Thursdays.

The corona ranger

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"

"What if you go under before I need to?"

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Once we're all vaccinated, will you still want to spend every waking moment together?"

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

A baby watching coronaviruses on television

Grim Reaper Checkout

"Maybe he's not leading us back to his parking space."

'I didn't realize you were so fond of it, Sir Isaac.'

'No teeth, no hair, drooling all the time -- maybe there is something to evolution.'

"But plague spreading is all I know?"

The face mask