Philosophers Of Faith Gifts

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

Thinking Gears

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'Okay - who leaked?'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Cow yin yang spots.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"This'll show the Theology Department."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Yogi back in 5.

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

"I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his lear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes."

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."

Self Checkout

Priest

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"