Philosophers Of Faith Pillows

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

Thinking Gears

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Arthur Schopenhauer

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'Okay - who leaked?'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Yogi back in 5.

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Self Checkout

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."

"I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his lear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes."

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Priest

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all