Faith Philosophers Pillows

Only went to church so children could go to a good school

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

Thinking Gears

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Arthur Schopenhauer

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'Okay - who leaked?'

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'Confusionism'

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Out for lunch... GOD

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

'Have you got anything for omnipotence?'

"I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his lear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes."

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'Look at all of God's children. Then again, they might be just thousands of tiny, little circles.'

Self Checkout

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

Priest

'I inherited therefore I am'

Soren Kierkegaard