Philosophers Of The Absurd Gifts

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"Remember son, there's no problem so big that it can't be run away from."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"He was a sea rescue."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Nonsense Poem

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Salvador Dali's cats.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

UFO and snowman

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

Baseball.

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

"I'm afraid the only thing we have in your line of work at the moment is a bingo caller in Milton Keynes."

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

Khan Hunt

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"How the hell are you?"

River Source

A Heated Argument

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'