Advocate Of The Absurd Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who delights in the unconventional and believes in celebrating the absurd? Our collection of fun and creatively themed items captures the wit and whimsy of true advocates of the absurd. Perfect for sparking joy and embracing the quirky side of life, these products add a playful twist to everyday essentials.

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'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?' mockup

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

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"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch." mockup

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

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"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

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"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home." mockup

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

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"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?" mockup

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

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'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.' mockup

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

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'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?' mockup

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

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"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan." mockup

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

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Glance Exchange

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A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop mockup

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

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