Philosophers Of Sanity Prints

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

Thinking Gears

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Arthur Schopenhauer

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"This'll show the Theology Department."

Apocalliptical

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Self Checkout

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

'I inherited therefore I am'

Tom's last day.

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

"What if you go under before I need to?"

"Once we're all vaccinated, will you still want to spend every waking moment together?"

Closed Thursdays.

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

The corona ranger

'No teeth, no hair, drooling all the time -- maybe there is something to evolution.'

Grim Reaper Checkout

'I didn't realize you were so fond of it, Sir Isaac.'

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

"Maybe he's not leading us back to his parking space."

The face mask

A baby watching coronaviruses on television