Philosophers Prints

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'I inherited therefore I am'

Arthur Schopenhauer

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

Statue Farts.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

'Never catch snowflakes on your tongue while the birds are flying!'

Self Checkout

"Victim was walking home from a philosophy class. Shot twice and presumably fell, though, without witnesses, we don't know if he made a noise."

Rene Descartes

'I didn't realize you were so fond of it, Sir Isaac.'

"Chuck, you were a model human throughout your life. I invite you to return to Earth as anything you please."

Doomsayer carries sign: 'The End of the Doomsayers is Near.'

'Okay, who spilled the beans to that Darwin guy?'

Clever kid

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

Thinking Gears

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'They've been relocated because hell is full.'

'If you can't make ends meet, how can they justify the means?'

Philosophy Department. 38 days without logical fallacy. (Published originally on December 6, 2007.)

Russian Exceptionalism

Outsourcing Doskdom

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques