Philosophy Thinkers Prints

How to grow up.

The buck stopped here

"Thank you for not praying."

'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

If it weren't for successful H.S. dropouts, who'd hire the college graduate.

"If you're a creationist, how do you explain Fred and Wilma?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Thinking Gears

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Thomas Mann.

Ban on Free Speech

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Humans...What is their purpose?

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Voltaire

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."