Philosophical Thinker Prints

Super Karamazov Bros.

The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

"Perhaps He Was Too Close To The Situation, But Aesop Failed To See Any Goddamned Moral To The Story Of The Goddamned Birds Eating His Goddamned Tomatoes Again . . ."

Type A Personality/Type B Personality.

Lemming Second Thoughts.

'it's lonely at the top.'

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

'You see extinction as a problem, Earl, while I view it as a wonderful opportunity for personal growth!'

'Silk route' and 'rather course woolen route' in a desert.

"Why?"

"I may come to regret this one." (Tattoo reads 'do not resuscitate).

Death with in-trays marked with the stages of grief.

If life was fair.

"I'm your guardian angel, I can't mind my own business."

'Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...'

"Look, I have my misgivings, too, but what choice do we have except to stay the course?"

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

"You first."

"When I was young I needed drugs to feel weird. Now, I need drugs to feel normal."

"Oh them, They're contrarians."

"Sure, I'll pitch in. As long as it's for a good cause." Do-gooders in Hell

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

Dogmaril...

"The world isn't ready for a book like this. How would you feel about publishing it posthumously?"

"What kind of a future is that for us?"

The sublime, the ridiculous.

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

Paradise Surveillance.

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

"Why don't you try one before you start comparing them to oranges?"

Hopeless Case "I give up! The world's empty...lonely...it's all black..."

Creator's Remorse

'What's really amazing is that you can still see the dust in everybody else's eye so clearly.'