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Super Karamazov Bros.

The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

"Perhaps He Was Too Close To The Situation, But Aesop Failed To See Any Goddamned Moral To The Story Of The Goddamned Birds Eating His Goddamned Tomatoes Again . . ."

Type A Personality/Type B Personality.

Lemming Second Thoughts.

'it's lonely at the top.'

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'You see extinction as a problem, Earl, while I view it as a wonderful opportunity for personal growth!'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

'Silk route' and 'rather course woolen route' in a desert.

"I don't mean to rush you but..."

"Why?"

"I may come to regret this one." (Tattoo reads 'do not resuscitate).

Death with in-trays marked with the stages of grief.

If life was fair.

"I'm your guardian angel, I can't mind my own business."

'Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...'

"Look, I have my misgivings, too, but what choice do we have except to stay the course?"

"You first."

"When I was young I needed drugs to feel weird. Now, I need drugs to feel normal."

"What kind of a future is that for us?"

"Sure, I'll pitch in. As long as it's for a good cause." Do-gooders in Hell

"Oh them, They're contrarians."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

"The world isn't ready for a book like this. How would you feel about publishing it posthumously?"

Dogmaril...

Paradise Surveillance.

The sublime, the ridiculous.

'Life, Liberty, pursuit of big bucks'

"I don't want to talk about it."

Creator's Remorse

Headstone: RIP/Nothing Left To Prove.