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'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Now that our brains have evolved, we can hold grudges.'

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

"There, but for the grace of God, go I..."

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

Sisyphus pushing smiling boulder up hill.

Charles Darwin.

Man sees sign: 'Quiet Desperation Zone'.

'Unfortunately sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't all it at first seems...''

'You know, you're really screwing with my preconceived notions.'

'Oh, I don't know -- Tell Adam to try patriarchy for awhile and we'll see how it works out.'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Not afraid of success anymore".

'Especially in these tough times, positive self worth trumps negative net worth.'

'Who am I?'

Statue of pound sign

'He ate health food...took vitamins...exercised...and died anyway!'

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

Sigmund Freud

'The meaning of lifestyle?'

Marx has to add globalization to his theory...

"You wanna know the way out? Acceptance."

"If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect."

Clancy: Invention of the Wheel

'Look - I've got the technology. You've got the power...can we do a deal?'

A man wearing a fragile, porcelain mask

Pessimistic Outback

Social Divides

"When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so, we are all connected in the great Circle of Life..."

"People, wait! Mandates will take away your personal freedoms!"

Touch

Victimless crimes seem so futile.

Do what you can and hope a higher power will do what you can't.

Final Analysis.

"Get a room!"