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'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Now that our brains have evolved, we can hold grudges.'

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

"There, but for the grace of God, go I..."

'You know, you're really screwing with my preconceived notions.'

Charles Darwin.

Sisyphus pushing smiling boulder up hill.

Man sees sign: 'Quiet Desperation Zone'.

'Unfortunately sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't all it at first seems...''

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Not afraid of success anymore".

'Oh, I don't know -- Tell Adam to try patriarchy for awhile and we'll see how it works out.'

'Especially in these tough times, positive self worth trumps negative net worth.'

Marx has to add globalization to his theory...

'Who am I?'

Statue of pound sign

'He ate health food...took vitamins...exercised...and died anyway!'

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

'The meaning of lifestyle?'

Sigmund Freud

"You wanna know the way out? Acceptance."

"If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect."

Clancy: Invention of the Wheel

'Look - I've got the technology. You've got the power...can we do a deal?'

A man wearing a fragile, porcelain mask

Pessimistic Outback

Touch

Victimless crimes seem so futile.

Do what you can and hope a higher power will do what you can't.

Final Analysis.

Social Divides

"Get a room!"

"For the experiencing self or the remembering self?" "That was nice."

"He was always cautious about love."