Religion And Philosophy Thinker T-Shirts

'This theory is widely accepted. Of course, some religious fanatics still cling to the belief that we are each 'created' according to the whim of some intelligent being.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Thomas Mann.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

Voltaire

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

Thomas Cranmer

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."