Philosophers Of The Mundane Prints

Masked and maskless

Thinking Gears

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Arthur Schopenhauer

Ten Commandments

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Great, now we're lost."

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"This'll show the Theology Department."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

Off to a bad start.

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Self Checkout

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

'I inherited therefore I am'

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Poor man and rich man

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

'It's just a phase they're going through.'