Philosophers Of The Mundane Pillows

Masked and maskless

Thinking Gears

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Arthur Schopenhauer

Ten Commandments

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Great, now we're lost."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

Self Checkout

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'I inherited therefore I am'

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

Poor man and rich man

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'