Routine Philosopher Pillows

'Just habit. Before he got here he spent three years under house arrest.'

After Gus and Deke had escaped from reality, it took them a long time to adjust.

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"Is this a good time to bring up a car problem?"

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"He misses his commute ."

"Synchronized sitting"

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

Mountaineers milk.

Plain ol' me.