Routine Pillows

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

Clock in, Clock out.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

He decided to take a later train

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"You changed the menu! Where's the oatmeal?!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

"School today, school tomorrow... School next week, school next month... Sometimes, when I think about where I'm going...I can't help but feel that maybe I've already been there."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'I'm home from a mind-numbing day at the office, ready to watch some mind-numbing TV.'

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"You keep impeccable time."

"Your solution to everything is to show up, do your job, then go home!"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Same."

COVID Clock

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

Egg # 54,062

"Synchronized sitting"

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

"And what, pray tell, is the ration of flake to raisin this morning?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Here's your hourly job performance review."