Peaceful Guardian Gifts

'Nap time's over, Ms. Doan. You have to wake them up.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Biodiversity

"It's trickle down."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Earth Day Summit.

The proper way to wear your mask

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'But what about the 4th Amendment?'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'