Peaceful Guardian Mugs

'Nap time's over, Ms. Doan. You have to wake them up.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Bumble Bee

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"It's trickle down."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Earth Day Summit.

The proper way to wear your mask

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'But what about the 4th Amendment?'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!