Playful Guardian Gifts

See, no monster under your bed

'The head of the house is out, but I can handle any crank calls.'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

City Zoo: Day Care

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A Hole in the Dike

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Cats on Board.

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

It's for you.

Spilled Milk

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Nap time's over, Ms. Doan. You have to wake them up.'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

Lollipop mask

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"