Fun-loving Vigilante Gifts

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"He's a guard dog."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Beware of God"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

See, no monster under your bed

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

Ace Towing.

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

"Sac Meuniere is a typical dish from the coast and we'll begin with first removing the fresh plastic bag from the fish!"

"How can a fund that's loosing us money call itself socially responsible?"

Computer Crimes

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

The Marks of Zorro

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"