Tranquility Advocate Gifts

"For heaven's sake try to relax now you're retired."

World Peace

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Yoga.

Meditation

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Guru.

"It is my place!"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'It's a silent protest.'

Relax.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Muzak's Top 10

Working from OM.

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Arabian island

Feathered frenzy

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Just in time

"At last - no Trump."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

Amongst the rush.

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.