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"For heaven's sake try to relax now you're retired."

World Peace

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Yoga.

Meditation

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Guru.

"It is my place!"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'It's a silent protest.'

Working from OM.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Muzak's Top 10

Relax.

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Feathered frenzy

Just in time

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Arabian island

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"At last - no Trump."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

Amongst the rush.