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Relax.

"You're going to be OK, Frank. Just remain clam."

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

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"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

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"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

All we have in life is this moment...

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'It's a silent protest.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

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"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

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"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

"Is something bothering you?"

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

If not completely satisfied, loosen up a little!'

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas