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"I've never liked his stillness."

Self help acupuncture

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Is this who I am?"

Guru.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"Cat with nine still lives"

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Relax.

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Reserved Parking

Creative napping

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Amongst the rush.

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

Artist and chiken

'But I feel quite healthy.'

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Sea of Tranquillity

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

"Depressed and anxious by time flying past? Be positive, think how much faster it would go if you were enjoying yourself."

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"