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"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Hush puppy.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Cat with nine still lives"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Confucius say: shut up.

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Amongst the rush.

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Artist and chiken

Sea of Tranquillity

'What luck!'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'