Cultural Guardians Gifts

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Bumble Bee

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"It's trickle down."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Biodiversity

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"These hostas are out of control!"

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!