Community Guardians Gifts

'sunday chorus'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Beware of God"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

The proper way to wear your mask

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

caring for the elderly in Cuba

'Which end's the shallow end?'

When CAN we talk?

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

"But is it Organic?"

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

The Street Kid at Christmas.

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

WPC

Safety is about FAMILY!...

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."

"Freeze, or I'll mop the floor with you!"

Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'Make sure you stay in the shallow end.'