Community Guardians Mugs

'sunday chorus'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Beware of God"

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

The proper way to wear your mask

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

caring for the elderly in Cuba

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"But is it Organic?"

When CAN we talk?

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

The Street Kid at Christmas.

Safety is about FAMILY!...

WPC

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

"Freeze, or I'll mop the floor with you!"

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."

Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'Make sure you stay in the shallow end.'

'We wondered if your mother might be interested in taking charge of our new neighbourhood watch scheme.'